Sunday, September 17, 2006

Shahrukh Khan - Main Hoon Chaprasi







What's up with King Khan? After wandering the streets of New York looking like a homeless vagrant, he's trying to be stubble sexy a la Abhishek Bachchan, but ended up looking like the guy who might polish shoes for his character in Don. Really, SRK... one has always expected cooler style sense from you than this! You couldn't distinguish Khan here from the guy selling magazines around your street corner either.

But say what you may, Bollywood's Don can never be blamed for his lack of articulation. Some gems:

1. "Why is it that everytime I show my films to Sonia Gandhi and her family, people think that I'm entering politics? Why doesn't it occur to people that they may be entering Bollywood?"

2. "Entertainment is my job. I've no qualms singing and dancing at weddings, on the streets or on a stage. If you are running a business, you can pay me and I will do the Chhaiya Chhaiya for you."

3. "That is the positive side of the population explosion in our country. Every fourth face is Indian and by default, every fourth face in the world recognises me because I'm the face of Indian movies."

Now beat that! King Khan's also the king of kahavaths. But the best of the lot wasn't even from his hallowed mouth - it came from Karan Johar, who, as we all know, occupies a very special position in SRK's life. Here goes: ""At the end of the day, Shah Rukh and Gauri are normal, middle-class Delhiites. He is too ordinary to be a superstar... He lives an ordinary life. He is a guy who spends four hours in the loo. Can you imagine that the biggest star in India takes all his important decisions sitting on the pot?"

We do. King Khan's pot is his throne. Now does he put his shit in his mouth, that's the question.

14 comments:

Movie Mazaa said...

ROTFL....
Oh God!! Ur post title had me in splits.........

:))))))))))

Movie Mazaa said...

ROTFL again........
Sorry I had to comment again.

:))))))
The last statement I just noticed is true whopper!!
:))))))

MP said...

thanks Velu :-) btw, ur movie reviews blog is on my favourites

sushilsingh said...

King Khaan of The Bollywood
Sharukh Khan, the NO 1 hero and actor in the Bollywood today, was born on 2 Nov 1965 in New Delhi.
The debut of the Khan in to the Bollywood was a phenomena. He had no godfather, no love story for him to begin with

but quite amazingly a negative characterisation which he had to check himself with. Might be - who knows he opted

for that but what an exhibition of a skill! It's not just one skill he actually posessed - but an ocean of skills. An all

round capacity and versatility of skills.
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Unknown said...

hahahahahaha...
can't...
stop...
laughing! :-D

(and I'm a Khan-aholic!)

AMIT said...

Good name given to him.

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Saad said...

Shahrukh is the best

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