Preity, Abhishek's bangin' time

Remember not so long ago when the Preity-Abhishek hotel tryst rumour was circulating? The gossip said it was a hotel at Nariman Point where they were 'caught', that there was a video involved, and the only unbelievable part - that Preity lost her virginity to Bachchan Jr. in that incident. Yeah sure, my mom's a virgin too. Claiming that Preity was a virgin that late is like insisting she used to be Brett Lee's Rakhi sister and nothing more.

Wonder how poor Ness Wadia digested the whole thing. If all that was true, that silly bitch of a Preity - she bags someone as good lookin' and stinking rich like Ness, and wants to mess around with Abhishek, who's not even gonna consider her as a prospective wife, unlike Ness, who's been showering all the attention - and cash? - on the dimpled beauty.

Well, why am I raising all this now? Nothin... just cruising thru some reviews and pics of Kabhi Alvida Na Kehna (KANK). Some of the critics have panned it. Here's our suggestions on how the movie could've been more masaledaar:

* Preity-Abhishek's characters have an affair too, and not just Shah Rukh-Rani.
* They do 'it' at a hotel in Nariman Point, not Central Park, NY.
* The MMS file of their romp gets leaked, causing SRK and Rani to find out that their spouses are cheating on them too.
* For a finale, Preity dumps both SRK and Abhi and settles for a millionarie hottie called Hess Badia, leaving the men fighting for the leftover - Rani.

While you're thinking up a better ending for the movie, check out this scene from KANK of Abhi glaring at SRK who is with Preity but having a moment with Rani who is returning the loving gaze.