Monday, August 07, 2006


Mimoh is a total sidey

“Come September, there will be a lot of expectations,” started this one article which is nothing but a paean on Mimoh, Mithun Chakraborty's son. What’s with the silly nickname anyway? (His real name is Mahakshay). The guy’s making his painful debut soon.

Here’s the rest of how the blah blah went:

“Mimoh must believe in himself very strongly.” – True, with a face like that, he’s gotta have plenty of self-esteem, a la Uday Chopra.

“After all, he gave up his education to concentrate on his career in cinema.” – Which actor didn’t?

“The young star is all praise for his father and considers Hrithik Roshan his god.” – Don’t even think of getting half of Hrithik’s glory.

“I have also learnt the basics of Indian classical dance, horse riding, karate, judo and kickboxing.” – Backup jobs, since he’s gonna fail as an actor?

“I never wanted be an actor.” – Yawn.

“But, after Hrithik Roshan became a sensation with Kaho Na Pyaar Hai and every other star kid was getting into movies, I decided to give it a shot.” – If Uday Chopra can get a few films (forget that they’re all Yash Raj productions), so can he, courtesty dad Mithun.

“I weighed 125 kilograms at the time though, so I had to first lose weight.” – We still think you look weird.

“She (his mother) told my father that I wanted to show him a dance. He said it was absolutely horrible, but later added that I had grace and rhythm.” – ROFL.

“I gave a lot of auditions before signing my first movie, He, The Only One. For both movies - Jimmy and He, The Only One, the producer had come to my father to sign me, but Mithun insisted on my giving an audition as that was the procedure for any newcomer.” – With movies named like that, yes, Mimoh beta and baap Mithun will be the only ones, to eat dirt that is.

Verdict: He'll end up, at the most, as a two paise villain, or the equivalent of Silas (even more brainless version) in the desi take of The Da Vinci Code.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

mimoh best of best

Anonymous said...

Ah! you are an asshole! I think you watch bollywood in compare to hollywood! Mithun is a great actor, and we hope his son will become too.

First, I think you should go and have a look of how they act, whats the pain, then pen something.

Goodday!

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