Rahul Khanna just died like that

For once, I'll blame the messenger and the message. Not the 'victims' of Bollywood gossip, like on this blog. Rumours were flying around actor Rahul (who?) Khanna had committed suicide. The non-existent actor had to clarify that he'd lost his voice due to a throat infection > so he stopped taking calls > so the hacks decided he thought himself unworthy of life any longer. I tell you...

But why am I not surprised? For all his 'contribution' to Bollywood, he might as well have stuffed himself into a sack like in 1947 Earth. His hot sex scene with Nandita Das in that film has been the one useful thing he's ever done in life.

In the pics: With his more 'popular' brother Akshaye Khanna, and the uber hot Lisa Ray.