Baby Bipasha doesn't know if she was molested

It was a very liberating August 15 for our very own Bipasha Basu. The dusky, leggy beauty first raised a hue and cry at the India Day Parade in a New Jersey township, shockingly alleging that two of the parade organisers "mentally and physically harassed" her in a car.

If what she said was true, those two a$$holes should've been given the royal treatment of a pasting by John Abraham first, and then having their faces blackened and taken through the parade on donkeys, as I read was our desi form of punishment in the days of yore.

But just when things started lookin' exciting, Bips promptly retracted her word (is that a Bollywood star hobby?) and said she wasn't molested, but just upset with the bad arrangement and 'misbehaviour' of the organisers. What the...

I haven't stopped scratching my head on this now. Just look at this first report, doesn't BB look like she's genuinely been thru a harrowing experience? I mean, that anger and humiliation does show on her mug. Did they 'compensate' for the damage with a fat sum Bips, in return for your retraction?

In between all this, I was busy trying to save an image from the Dhoom 2 promo of a hot BB in a teeny weeny bikini. No luck with my tech-challenged brains. That's why I whacked and posted that old pic of BB above, and here's the ultimate one - BB with Amisha Patel in a total 'L' pose. Guaranteed to titillate this blog's male fans, if any. Providing cheap thrills here, I so am.