Sneha Ullal looks like a rag

Heck no! We don't mean the photo above. Take a look at the-one-with-the-constant-puppy-dog-expression at the launch of some Sharavan guy's new movie (anyone heard of him?). Any self-respecting, ordinary teenager would arrive better made up for a college function than you, lass. The Khan brothers haven't paid you yet for your services, Sneha?

Maybe Ullu... oops sorry, Ullal is trying to stress the fact that she's still only the poor man's Aishwarya Rai.

While we're at it, look at this uncle standing next to the poor thing. Looks like he'll eat her up any moment now.