Kareena is a pest

We're starting off with the Kapoor gal who is everywhere, but nowhere. Baat aise hai ki she does all these million and one films, but has still never scraped up to the top rung of the Bollywood ladder. Sahi na? While Rani, Preity and even the 'international' Aishwarya manage to be the reigning ranis.

As if this weren't enough, two separate news items claim that Krrr...eena (the sound of all her films flopping at the BO) darling is doing a guest bit on the much awaited KANK and that also trying out TV show hosting on Zee. Yikes! That's double jeopardy for viewers.

Karan Johar, just because Miss Racoon Eyes missed out on Preity's meaty role in Kal Ho Na Ho, doesn't mean you should hoist her on us poor unsuspecting viewers, and that too playing one half of a married couple who survive a failed marriage. Don't even mention her TV show. She's be better off greedily signing up for approximately 65% of the films to be made in the next five years, and smooching Shahid.